But a Trifle

Latest revision as of 06:25, 8 December 2016


Number of Scenarios	3
Pizza Cost to Unlock	40
Guaranteed Reward for Completion
Evensong
Quests
None
Unlocked By
Tomb of Savings
Unlocks

Win/Loss
Victory Stars	Loss Stars	Victory Squares
6	4	0

Enemies	Quantity
Meals	3
Meals	3
			Pre-Battle Description
			Before the happy couple can even be seated, evil entrees schlorp from the steam trays toward the horrified wedding party. And it gets worse: this party doesn't even have a tank.
			Post-Battle Description
			It was harrowing, sure. Evil food definitely reared up. But the foes tasted super, super good. It's hard to know how to feel about the whole thing.
Hints
Keep the guests moving! They are very squishy. When Omin draws his good armor cards, consider tanking the meals. They'll kill themselves pretty quickly.

Win/Loss
Victory Stars	Loss Stars	Victory Squares
7	6	0

Enemies	Quantity
Chef Ramses	1
Meals	2
Meals	3
			Pre-Battle Description
			Chef Ramses of the Gastromancer's Guild is a bad chef. Not as in, like, a chef who isn't good at making food. The food is delicious, ask anybody. No, the problem is that his food has a greater appetite than his guests.
			Post-Battle Description
			The Gastromancer's Guild lays its chef-priests to rest soaked in a coffee liqueur, laid three by three crossways, layered with unspeakably light Elysian spongecake. The ceremony typically lasts three and a half weeks. Acquisitions Incorporated has really saved them a lot of time.
Hints
Kill the chef as quickly as possible. His ingredients make the meals deadly. With only one meal alive, the chef will load all his buffs on it. Try to get the chef before culling the meals. Because the chef's ingredients completely heal the meals, don't spread your damage too thin.

Win/Loss
Victory Stars	Loss Stars	Victory Squares
6	6	0

Enemies	Quantity
Werecake	1
Slice Beasts	2
			Pre-Battle Description
			Thoroughly frosted guests are crawling away from the scene, even as they press handfuls of the stuff into their pockets for later. It's a carnival of opposites. So a hungry cake, weirdly enough, fits right in.
			Post-Battle Description
			Jim disappears with a bridesmaid. Binwin disappears with a keg. And Omin Dran, CEO of Acquisitions Incorporated, disappears with the gold.
Hints
Try to position Binwin and Omin so that Frosting Cannon doesn't remove them from the fight. If you're low on health, try hitting the cake to make a slice, then killing the slice to get a Morsel!