Acquire Within

Revision as of 05:29, 5 December 2016


Number of Scenarios	3
Pizza Cost to Unlock	40
Guaranteed Reward for Completion
Ruin
Quests
None
Unlocked By
Goblins in the Woods, The Viscous Tombs
Unlocks
Tomb of Savings

Win/Loss
Victory Stars	Loss Stars	Victory Squares
5	6	3

Enemies	Quantity
Assasin	1
Assasins	3
			Pre-Battle Description
			Omin Dran, CEO of Acquisitions Incorporated - a Level 2 Famous/Level 4 Infamous Adventuring company - raps his knuckles on the interview table. There are no resumes on it, and he wishes there were. This place needs to start paying for itself, and soon, or he may be forced to put in actual work. Maybe things are looking up, though; the door creaks open, and several half-orcs enter. And, look! They even have their own knives.
			Post-Battle Description
			Omin likes the initiative displayed by these young men - but not their wicked, sacrificial blades. He could do without those. Perhaps retreating to the break room is the better part of valor.
Hints
Assassins will only backstab from behind, so try hard to keep facing them! You can try Purging the Assassins when they claim to be Here About the Job. Assassins won't use their ranged attacks when pretending to be Here About the Job.

Win/Loss
Victory Stars	Loss Stars	Victory Squares
8	6	0

Enemies	Quantity
Poison Elementals	4
Death Elementals	2
			Pre-Battle Description
			The break room looks different. It's possible that Jim has rearranged it into a homicidal labyrinth. And what is that scent - cinnamon? No, it's the reek of death and poison. If he wanted to do all this, he should have filed Employee Authorization Form 4d-Chartreuse, "For The Decoration Of Yon Multipurpose Room."
			Post-Battle Description
			Our heroes have escaped unscathed. Well, mostly unscathed. There was a bit of light scathing. Except for Jim's personnel file, Omin thinks. He gets excited at the prospect of cataloguing all Jim's failures on it. Here's how excited he is getting: he is thinking about using a brand new quill.
Hints
All healing hurts Death Elementals--even Binwin's ale! Stay clear of Poison Elementals with Festering Guts. Roulette can pop them when you least expect it. Try to keep the enemies separated. Festering Guts can heal a Death Elemental!

Win/Loss
Victory Stars	Loss Stars	Victory Squares
5	2	0

Enemies	Quantity
Planar Portals	3
Poison Elementals	1
Death Elemental	1
			Pre-Battle Description
			Binwin is a little too excited by these events. He is enjoying it, too much. Obviously, when one employs a professional murderer, you want them to go about things with a spring in their step. But this is a weird level of excitement, especially with a bunch of demon holes shooting monsters out all over the place.
			Post-Battle Description
			The portals pop out of existence, one by one. Before the last one closes, a terrifying voice is heard to say, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MORTAL! KEEP THY MIND ALWAYS UPON YOUR INEVITABLE DEATH."
Hints
Try to kill the Death Elemental as fast as possible. Portals don't spawn Poison Elementals if they're damaged. Use Jim's spells to keep them inoperative! Omin is the only one who takes damage from presents. Try to hang back with him.